The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, after speakin' as Sora in a dozen quests, the scallywag thinks it’s time to bury the treasure!

2024-10-05

Arrr, young Haley Joel Osment be thinkin' it wise to keep a tale from settin' sail too far, lest it drift into Davy Jones' locker! Aye, let not the yarns be stretched like a sailor's trousers after a feast, matey!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout young Haley Joel Osment—aye, that lad who once saw dead folks and now be speakin’ wisdom like a seasoned captain. This scallywag be reckonin’ it be right proper to not let a tale stretch longer than a ship’s anchor chain in a stormy sea!

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