Harris be chattin’ with a saucy sea shanty o' love, dodgin’ news like a scallywag from the law! Arrr!
2024-10-05
Arrr, matey! The Vice President, Kamala of the Harris crew, be spillin’ her tales on the "Call Her Daddy" sea of chatter, shoutin’ her pro-choice battle cry! Aye, even a pirate knows the importance of choice—be it rum or treasure!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn about Vice President Kamala Harris, who recently took to the raucous seas of the "Call Her Daddy" podcast, a vessel known for its saucy tales and rambunctious revelry! This daring lass sought to engage the fairer sex on matters of abortion and reproductive rights, whilst avoiding the more staid traditional press like a scallywag dodges the gallows.Now, it be known that Harris and her matey, Gov. Tim Walz, be laggin' behind the likes of Trump and Vance, who’ve ridden the waves of interviews like sea dogs hunting treasure—63 of 'em, in fact! Meanwhile, our Kamala be stuck at a mere 24, and she hasn’t even had a proper press conference since she took the helm as the Democratic nominee! Aye, the seas be treacherous for her campaign, as many a sailor fears the ship's course.
The podcast, a favorite among the lasses, doth boast a crew led by the fearless Alex Cooper, who’s known for her unvarnished discussions on matters of the body and heart. This choice of a raucous platform be stirring the pot on social media, especially as ol' Trump and his crew be attracting the youth with their own merry antics. So, what say ye? Will Harris sail smoothly or find herself adrift in a sea of criticism? Only time will tell, savvy?