Arrr! Me hearties be teachin' their wee ones at home, all thanks to that scurvy COVID beast!
2024-10-05
Arrr, matey! A fresh tale from Johns Hopkins be spillin’ the beans that more scallywags be learnin' at home in 19 o' 21 states this year! Aye, looks like the little landlubbers be preferin’ their lessons without the landlovers fussin’ about! Avast, what a merry crew!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of schooling, or rather, the lack thereof! After the great plague that swept the seas, known as the coronavirus, many a landlubber be turnin' to the fine art of homeschoolin'. A report from the learned folk at the Johns Hopkins Institute be sayin' that 19 out of 21 states be seein' their numbers rise faster than a ship in full sail!In the likes of Georgia, they be seein' a modest 2% rise, while Delaware be plunderin' a mighty 29%! But worry not, for not all states be joinin' the crew—Vermont and New Hampshire be takin' a wee dip in the homeschooling waters. But fear not, for that may just be the winds shiftin’! The scholars be scratchin' their heads, claimin' this surge ain't all due to the pandemic, savvy?
With families choosin' to take the helm of their children's education, many be pointin' fingers at those greedy teacher unions, led by the infamous Randi Weingarten. They say the unions be holdin' the education of young scallywags hostage, makin' parents all the more determined to steer their own ships! As the seas of education change, the winds of choice be blowin' favorably for homeschoolin', aye!