Arrr, former Governor Paterson's lad be beset by scallywags whilst strollin’ his pooch! The ocean's safer than that!
2024-10-05
Arrr, ye won't believe it! Former Governor Paterson and his young matey were set upon by a scallywag crew in Manhattan's dark alleys whilst strollin' their trusty hound! A fine night turned into a right ruckus—‘tis a tale for the tavern, fer sure!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale most peculiar from the bustling streets of Manhattan! Former Governor David Paterson and his young matey, his stepson, be out walkin' their trusty pup when a band o' rowdy scallywags did spring upon 'em!