Arrr, a Reddit scallywag stands firm 'gainst his militant veggie kin's Thanksgiving demands, unleashing a storm o' family squabbles!
2024-10-05
Arrr, a scallywag on Reddit be squawkin’ 'bout her plight! Her elder sea dog o' a brother be makin’ demands fer a veggie feast this Thanksgiving, or he’ll be takin’ his leave! Blimey, what’s a lass to do without her turkey treasures? A pickle indeed, matey!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a tale from the treacherous seas of family gatherings! A lass, known as Suspicious-Basil7882, found herself in a pickle, fer her brother Mark, a militant vegan, demanded an all-meatless feast for Thanksgiving! Arrr, the nerve of the scallywag!Back when Mark was but a wee lad, he went from vegetarian to a full-blown pirate of the plant-based seas after watchin' some dreary documentary. He harassed his kin like a ship ghost, till he set sail for college, where he met a crew of strange mates and turned into a vegan zealot, shiver me timbers!
Last year, Mark and his new love, Pam the vegan influencer, made a fuss over turkey bein' served at the table, threatenin' to walk the plank if it dared make an appearance! Now, with their mother unwell and the family’s holiday spirit on the line, Suspicious-Basil7882 is weighin’ her options like a captain dividin' treasure. She wants to serve turkey but fears the wrath of her brother!
Reddit sailors be shoutin’ their opinions: the lass is no scallywag! Mark be the one holdin’ the family hostage with his leafy demands. It be a tough tide to navigate, but, by thunder, she ain’t lettin’ that turkey sink her ship! Arrr!