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Arrr! Magic be sayin' Black lads should back Harris, for Trump be a scallywag who delivered naught to our kin!

2024-10-05

Arrr, mateys! At a jolly gathering in Michigan, the famed Magic Johnson be callin' on the Black lads to cast their votes fer Kamala Harris, sayin' that ol' Trump be a scallywag who failed to keep his treasure-filled promises to the Black crew! Hoist the sails and vote right!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the land of Flint, Michigan, where the fine lass Kamala Harris be rallying the crew. She be havin' a mighty fine ally in the legendary NBA treasure known as Magic Johnson, a true son of Lansing who be raisin' the sails for the Democratic fleet!

Now, Johnson, a man of great stature, took to the stage like a captain on deck, callin' on all Black buccaneers to cast their votes with a hearty conscience. “Aye, me hearties!” he proclaimed, “Trump be a scallywag who promised the moon but delivered naught but a sack o' seaweed!” He urged the crew to back Kamala, lest they be led astray by false promises.

As the winds of politics blow, Kamala sails to North Carolina, while Trump be settin' course for Butler, Pennsylvania, where trouble once brewed. So hoist yer flags high, savvy? Cast yer votes fer the lass and let not the tides of deception steer ye wrong! Arrr!

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