Arrr, matey! Trump’s loyal scallywags be gatherin' at the Butler hootenanny, all puffed up like a proud parrot!
2024-10-05
Ahoy, mateys! Columnist David Marcus be settin' sail to Trump’s ruckus in Butler, where just three moons past, a scallywag tried to send him to Davy Jones' locker! Yet, lo and behold, the crew be filled with jolly hope, ready to hoist the sails of optimism! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! In the weeks after that scallywag Kamala Harris took the helm from Joe Biden, the spirits of Trump supporters were as low as a ship's keel in the doldrums. But lo and behold, as Captain Trump returned to the scene of his near demise, the winds of confidence filled the sails of his loyal crew.Me heartie Rob, a teacher from Pennsylvania, likened Harris to a fresh opponent in the wrestling ring—deflated he felt, yet now he spied Trump turning the tide. With a dozen new voters in tow, the air was thick with optimism among his band of merry mates.
I stumbled upon a motley crew of Trump supporters, vibrant as a treasure chest full o' gold! They spoke of love and a united land, with Karen boldly declaring Trump the hero of the hurricane. Others bemoaned the cursed life of career politicians like Bob Casey Jr., wishing for swift term limits to save the ship from wreckage.
In Butler, the crowd was massive, like a fleet of ships on a treasure hunt! Joe, a retired NYPD officer, claimed he’d supported Trump all his life, while young Uriel, in his Yankees garb, believed his captain would steer the nation to better shores. As the excitement surged, it seemed Trump’s confidence was bouncing back, ready to conquer as he faced the electoral seas ahead!