Arrr, Coach Drinkwitz be sayin’, “Sorry me hearties fer that scallywag defeat to Texas A&M! We’ll plunder better next time!”
2024-10-05
Arrr matey! Missouri's hopes fer college footy glory be dashed like a ship on the rocks, as the Tigers be soundly trounced by them scallywags of Texas A&M! A veritable calamity, I say! Time to swab the decks and plot a new course, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the gridiron seas! This past Saturday, there be only one clash of titans in the fine league of college football, where the stout-hearted Missouri Tigers sailed forth to face off against the Texas A&M Aggies, who be ranked 25th in the AP charts.The Tigers, full of bravado, thought they’d feast upon victory like it be a grand cake. But alas! The Aggies had other plans, trouncing the felines with a resounding 41-10 victory! Le'Veon Moss, the scallywag of a running back, chuckled heartily, sayin’, “Aye, they thought it be a stroll in the park!” He ran like the wind, racking up a whopping 138 yards and three touchdowns!
As the first half ended, the Aggies were already leadin’ 24-0, showing no mercy. Missouri's captain, Coach Drinkwitz, took to the plank to apologize for his crew’s poor showing, swearin' it be his fault for not steerin' ‘em right. Meanwhile, the Aggies be baskin’ in their glory, with plans to rest before their next battle against the Mississippi State Bulldogs. Aye, what a tale it be! So raise yer tankards, for the college football sea be ever turbulent!