The Booty Report

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Arrr! Vanderbilt be givin' Alabama a right good thrashin', claimin' their first victory o'er the mighty No. 1 crew!

2024-10-05

Arrr, matey! Last week, Alabama bested Georgia in a raucous clash fit fer the briny deep! But lo! A week later, the Crimson Tide seemed as deflated as a scallywag’s parrot after too much rum. Aye, the seas of sport be fickle, indeed!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round and lend an ear to the tale of the Vanderbilt Commodores, who be makin' waves in the Seven Seas of College Football! On a fateful Saturday, they toppled the fearsome Crimson Tide o' Alabama, claimin' victory in a grand battle, 40-35! Arrr, it be the biggest win in their scallywag history, a feat not seen since the days of yore!

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