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Arrr! A scallywag set hisself ablaze 'fore the White House—talk about a fiery protest, matey!

2024-10-06

Arrr, matey! A media scallywag named Samuel Mena Jr. went and set his own arm aflame outside the White House during a ruckus against Israel! The poor soul be screamin’ like a banshee, while landlubbers and coppers scurry to douse his fiery folly. Talk about a hot mess!

Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for a tale of a media matey who be takin' a fiery stand! On a fateful Saturday eve, under the watchful eye of the White House, a scallywag by the name of Samuel Mena Jr., a photojournalist by trade, decided to set his own arm ablaze. Aye, ye heard me right! This be no ordinary protest, but one that left the crowd flabbergasted, as he screamed like a banshee, with flames lickin' at his left limb!

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