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Arrr! Harris be settin' sail fer North Carolina again, seekin' treasure in Helene's wrecked waters! Aye, what folly!

2024-10-06

Arrr, matey! Vice President Kamala, swift as a cannonball, be rowing ‘round the stormy shores o’ North Carolina, meetin’ landlubbers and brave souls! After a jaunt in the Midwest, she be hearin’ tales of woe while the crew be hurlin’ accusations of weak respondin’. Aye, the winds be favorin' her!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the fair Vice President Kamala Harris, who recently set sail on her second voyage in mere days to a land besieged by the tempestuous wrath of Mother Nature—North Carolina, that is! Arrr, she be meetin' not just the fine folk who be sufferin' from the hurricane's fury, but also the brave souls who be fightin’ the storm like true sea dogs.

With the winds of criticism blowin’ fierce against her crew’s efforts, our gallant VP sought to calm the seas by visiting a mighty base of the North Carolina Air National Guard, right at the bustling port of Charlotte’s airport. There, she gathered ‘round with a band of elected officials, lookin’ fierce and determined, ready to tackle the stormy squalls of misinformation and discontent.

And let me tell ye, the guard be airliftin’ more than 100,000 souls from the clutches of despair! Aye, they be doin’ their part like true buccaneers, savin’ lives and shoring up the battered shores. So, raise a tankard to Kamala and her crew, for they be weatherin’ the storm with a hearty spirit and a wink of humor, takin’ on the tempest one wave at a time!

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