Arrr, Georgia's Muslim crew be shunning Harris and Trump, for both be swabbin' Israel's decks! Savvy?
2024-10-06
Arrr, me hearties! A band o' Muslim scallywags in Georgia be sayin' they won't throw their lot in with Vice President Kamala or that ol' seadog Trump, on account o' their fondness fer Israel. Aye, they be choosin' the plank over pickin' a side! Har har har!
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round, fer I bring ye news from the fair shores of Georgia, where a band of Muslim voters be shakin’ their fists at both Vice President Kamala Harris and former President Donald Trump! Aye, they refuse to cast their lot with either scallywag, claimin’ both be too chummy with them Israel folks amidst the tumultuous squabble in the Middle East!Now, Harris be sayin’ that Israel has every right to be defendin’ itself, while Trump struts about callin’ himself Israel's "protector." But lo and behold, these fine voters be raisin’ a ruckus, demandin’ that their voices not be tossed aside like an old fishin’ net. With the election comin’ up faster than a ship in full sail, the Muslims of Georgia be ponderin’ a third-party vote, wantin’ to show both parties they can’t take their support for granted!
Among ‘em stands Kristen Truitt, who once sailed with the Democrats but now be feelin’ abandoned, sayin’ it be “ridiculous” to throw gold coins at Israel. Meanwhile, Kareem Rosshandler, co-captain of the "Abandon Harris" crew, be rallyin’ the troops to make their voices heard! So, beware, ye politicians, for the tide may just turn against ye if ye don’t heed the call of this mighty crew! Arrr!