Arrr! A New York crew be raisin' a 100-foot 'Vote for Trump' flag, and the town's captain be settin' sail for lawsuits!
2024-10-06
Arrr, mateys! Captain Anthony Constantino o' Sticker Mule be battlin' the fair city o' Amsterdam, New York, fer a grand ol' 100-foot banner shoutin' "Vote fer Trump!" So all landlubbers cruisin' the New York Thruway be seein' it! Avast, what a ruckus on the high seas of politics!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round to hear the tale of a grand sign, 100 feet wide, proclaimin' "Vote for Trump!" atop the old Fownes glove factory in upstate New York, which be causin' quite the ruckus in the City of Amsterdam. The city claims the shining beacon be a code violation, causin’ a ruckus for drivers on the Thruway.Sticker Mule's fearless captain, Anthony Constantino, be claimin' the sign symbolizes the resurgence of American makin' and the triumph of the underdog. He be likin’ the way ol’ Trump faces adversity with bullets zoomin' by, just as he built his own sticker empire in these parts! But alas, the city be servin' legal papers faster than a cutlass can flash!
Mayor Cinquanti, a rum-swiggin’ foe of the Trump juggernaut, says the sign distracts poor sailors on the road, threatenin' their safe passage. The good captain Constantino, however, be ready to battle with the law, claimin' the city's actions smell of political scallywaggin'! He be holdin’ a grand "Trump Sign Lightin’ Party" to show off his treasure, with UFC stars joinin' in the festivities!
So, hoist the sails, me hearties! Whether ye be a Democrat or Republican, come one, come all to witness the spectacle of the beautiful, glowing sign that aims to unite a divided crew! Arrr!