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Arrr, Netanyahu be callin' Macron and them landlubbers a ‘disgrace’ fer wantin' to chain the cannons!

2024-10-05

Arrr, Prime Minister Netanyahu be chargin’ at those landlubber Western chiefs, callin’ ‘em out for wantin’ to put the kibosh on arms flowin’ to Israel in this here Gaza tangle! Avast, ye scallywags, ye think ye can disarm a pirate crew like ours? Ha!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of Prime Minister Netanyahu, who be fumin' like a cannon over French President Macron's yappin' for an arms embargo on Israel. Our gallant Netanyahu be declarein', "Shame on ye, Macron! We be fightin' against the forces of barbarism, led by that scallywag Iran!"

He be questionin' why Iran ain't blockin' arms to its own maraudin' mates like Hezbollah and Hamas, callin' it a "disgrace" that the civilized world be turnin' against Israel. "We’ll win this scuffle, with or without yer support, but yer shame will linger like the smell of a rotten fish!" he be shoutin' from the crow’s nest.

Macron, meanwhile, says France'll be holdin' back arms but will send some fancy missile defense gear, demandin' a political fix instead of a shootout. The Israel Defense Forces be makin' their own waves, takin' down a Hezbollah hideout like a good pirate raid.

Meanwhile, across the pond, President Biden be callin' Netanyahu's actions a "mistake," wonderin' if he be tryin' to tip the scales for the upcoming elections. “Ain’t no crew done more for Israel than me!” he be boastin’, as the seas of politics churn around ‘em. So hoist the flags and keep a sharp lookout, for the tides of war be ever changin'! Arrr!

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