Arrr, Melinda French Gates be sailin’ a new course, navigatin’ abortion storms with Kamala Harris as her trusty first mate!
2024-10-06
Arrr, after shiverin' her timbers with Bill Gates, Ms. French Gates found herself swimmin' in a treasure chest of doubloons! Once tryin' to sail a neutral course, she now be settin' her sights on the wildest of adventures! Avast, the seas be hers to conquer!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' one fierce wench named Ms. French Gates, who be makin' waves in the vast sea of riches after partin' ways with the fabled Bill Gates, the wizard of tech gold! With a treasure chest brimming with billions, she found herself free to sail her own ship, makin' decisions as grand as a captain on the high seas!In her earlier days, she be like a fine parrot, squawkin' about bein' nonpartisan, keepin' her sails trimmed and her compass straight. But lo and behold, the winds of change hath blown upon her! No more will she dance in the shadows of neutrality, for now she be raisin' her flag high, lettin' all know her true colors, like a jolly roger in the breeze!
With a hearty laugh and a twinkle in her eye, Ms. French Gates be chartin' a course through the stormy waters of societal woes, settin' her sights on makin' waves for the good of all! So, raise a tankard to this savvy sea queen, who be usin' her newfound bounty to navigate the tumultuous seas of change, leavin' a trail of mischief and mirth in her wake!