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Arrr! Harris be spillin' tales o' ‘freedom,’ hopin’ to snag gold with her gunny yarns, savvy?

2024-10-06

Arrr, the Vice President be speakin' o' guns in a manner so novel for a Democrat, ye’d think he’d raided a Republican's treasure chest o' words! Aye, he be swappin’ phrases like a scallywag at a tavern brawl! What be next, him wearin’ an eye patch and a tricorn hat?

Arrr, me hearties, gather 'round fer a tale of the Vice President, a crafty matey who be takin' a stab at the ol' sea of firearms talk! In a twist that’d make even a seasoned buccaneer raise a brow, this scallywag be swappin' tales in a way that’d make a Republican’s parrot squawk with joy!

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