Arrr! Taylor Swift be missin' from Travis Kelce's jolly bash—what a scallywag of a birthday, I say!
2024-10-06
Arrr, on the 35th anniversary o' Travis Kelce's birth, the Car Jam charity shindig unfurled in Kansas City! Aye, mates aplenty be there, but lo! Not a glimpse o' the fair Taylor Swift in sight! 'Twas a merry gathering, minus the songbird, savvy?
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the infamous Travis Kelce, who just celebrated his 35th trip 'round the sun with a grand bash known as the Kelce Car Jam! Aye, it be a merry occasion, but lo and behold, his fair lady, Taylor Swift, was missin' from the festivities, much to the chagrin of the crew!Despite the absence of the pop queen, his mates and kin, like Patrick and Brittany Mahomes, raised a raucous cheer. Kelce declared she be comin' to the next game against the New Orleans Saints, but alas, not for the Car Jam! Swift had been gallivantin' elsewhere, watchin' the Chiefs play away from home.
As the Chiefs prepare to battle the Saints, Kelce be hopin' for a spot in the end zone—a treasure he hasn’t plundered yet this season. He even wished for a Super Bowl for his birthday, savvy? Aye, the season be young, but the salty seas of competition be fierce!
With his trusty tight end on the field, and perhaps a sprinkle of Swift’s magic in the stands, who knows what fortune may await the mighty Chiefs! Raise yer tankards and wish 'em luck, or they might be walkin' the plank! Arrr!