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"Arrr! Tennessee scallywag decked a landlubber after bein' bested by them Arkansas sea dogs! A right jolly ruckus, matey!"

2024-10-06

Arrr, matey! A scallywag from the Tennessee crew, reckonin' to be No. 21 Omari Thomas, did send a landlubber fan a-flyin' to Davy Jones' locker whilst the Arkansas swabs danced with glee upon the field after a right jolly upset! Blimey, what a ruckus!

Arrr matey! Gather ‘round, ye landlubbers, for a tale of folly on the gridiron seas! In the fair port o’ Little Rock, Arkansas, after the Razorbacks sent the Volunteers to Davy Jones' locker, a scallywag fan found himself in a right pickle with a Tennessee player, the rascal known as Omari Thomas.

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