Arrr, Harris be tossin' gold to Lebanon while North Carolina be sinkin’ like a ship, savvy? Ha!
2024-10-06
Arrr, matey! The scallywags on the social seas be givin' Vice President Harris a right tongue-lashin' after she be throwin' gold at Lebanon whilst the good folk in North Carolina be battlin' the wrath o' the hurricane! Aye, talk about sailin' in stormy waters!
Arrr, me hearties! News be a-brewin' in the waters of the political seas! Vice President Kamala Harris set sail on X, pledgin’ a treasure of $157 million to aid Lebanon, while the good folk of North Carolina be diggin' through the wreckage of Hurricane Helene. Aye, what a time to toss gold across the ocean while landlubbers be pullin' their neighbors from the depths!Even the landlocked actor James Woods be raisin' his cutlass, claimin’ this folly be too much even for the "gold standard of stupid." The good lady Harris, bless her heart, be sayin’ she’s worried 'bout the plight of the Lebanese, but the scallywags on social media be callin’ her tone-deaf, sayin' the good doubloons ought to be stayin’ stateside, helpin’ those in need after the tempest.
Some salty sea dogs, like Rep. Nick Langworthy, cried out, “America First!” while others likened this to Kamala’s own Katrina. Even ol' Trump be chimin’ in, blastin’ the federal response as the worst ever seen. The White House? Silent as a ship in a fog. Aye, it be a stormy sea of opinions, and Kamala be caught in the squall!