Arrr, Walz be shakin' off his own ink, claimin' it ain't the Vice's treasure map!
2024-10-06
Arrr! Governor Walz, that scallywag of Minnesota, be settin’ his sails fer a choppy sea o’ questions on Fox News Sunday with the fair lass Bream! He be parryin’ and dodgin’ like a crafty sea dog, keepin’ his treasure safe from the pryin’ eyes o’ the landlubbers!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, fer I shall spin ye a yarn of Minnesota’s Gov’nor Tim Walz, who be tryin’ to hoist the sails away from Vice President Kamala Harris! In a ruckus on Fox News Sunday, he be defendin’ his own ink upon the scrolls that granted benefits to landlubbers who be illegally dockin' in his fair state.When asked if these laws be like shiny treasures to lure scallywags on perilous voyages, Walz stammered like a parrot on a hot stove, sayin’ they weren’t Harris’s ideas. Yet, he puffed up his chest, braggin’ ’bout Minnesota’s high status in business and health care, like a captain flauntin’ his finest booty!
The lass Bream didn’t let him off easily, pressin’ him ‘bout the lack of limits on abortions in his laws, takin’ it further than even the old Roe v. Wade! Walz, quick as a weasel, tried to steer the ship back to talk of restore the Roe. But when the subject turned to Trump, he called the former captain a liar! Aye, that’s a mighty bold claim from a man tryin’ to keep his ship afloat amidst a storm of misstatements.
So, as the waves crash and the crew quibbles, remember this tale of Walz, a man who dances ‘round the issues like a jolly buccaneer at a tavern brawl!