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"Harris be throwin' cannonballs at them scallywags bashin' childless wenches! Aye, she ain't takin' their nonsense!"

2024-10-06

"Arrr, me hearties! The Vice President be sayin’, ‘This ain’t the time of poodle skirts and sock hops no more!’ to the lass hostin’ that ‘Call Her Daddy’ show, a favorite among the young wenches of today. Aye, the tides be a-changin’!"

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale from the high seas of modern discourse. The brave Vice President, Kamala Harris, did set sail upon the waves of a podcast called "Call Her Daddy," where she be chattin' with the lasses o' Millennial and Gen Z crews.

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