Kourtney be catchin' the parenting scallywags' ire fer her 'tacky' Halloween trinkets: "Arrr, the wee ones can spot 'em!"
2024-10-06
Arrr, matey! Kourtney Kardashian be causin’ a ruckus this Halloween, drawin’ fire from landlubbers on the social seas! Her lawn trinkets be so peculiar, they’d make a ghost laugh and a parrot squawk! Avast, what be she thinkin’, decoratin’ like a scallywag?
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of Kourtney Kardashian, the fair lass of the Southern California seas, who found herself in the murky waters o' the Internet after unfurlin’ her Halloween display! Aye, it be a sight to see—two bloated inflatable skeletons sittin’ on her lawn, one atop the other in a risqué manner that’d make even the saltiest sea dog blush!The scallywags of social media be takin’ aim, callin’ her inflatables “cringe” and voicin’ their dismay, sayin’ it be unfit for her wee crew of four! “Those skeletons be too sexual!” they cried, likin’ the display more to a scandalous portside tavern than a jolly Halloween haunt. Aye, even one brave soul dared to question if Kourtney held any respect fer her little ones!
But fear not, fer the lass also showcased a bounty of pumpkins, lookin’ down lovingly at her babe while her matey, Travis Barker, pushed their son through the fair harbor of the Franklin Theatre. The couple's love be as bold as a cannon blast, never shy of showin' affection since they tied the knot in a grand Italian affair!
So, let this be a lesson, ye landlubbers: in the realm of Halloween, ye best tread carefully, lest ye find yerself in a squall o’ criticism! Arrr!