"Arrr! A year past that wicked day, the Pennsylvanian Jews be quakin’ in their boots, matey!"
2024-10-07
Avast, me hearties! The Jewish crew in Pittsburgh be feelin' the pinch from scallywags on both port and starboard! With presidential knaves battlin' for their aye, they be caught in a tempest 'twixt two ruckus-ridin' factions in this here lively battleground! Arrr, what a jolly pickle!
Aye, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I’ve a tale of the good folk of Pittsburgh, where the Jewish voters be feelin’ as squeezed as a barnacle on a ship’s hull! On one side, ye've got the left, blowin' like a tempest, and on the other, the right, raisin' a ruckus like a crew of scallywags! These fine souls be caught in a storm, tossed about by intolerance, as if they be sailin’ on the high seas without a compass!