"To be a fine surrogate, ye best first master the art of whips and wit, savvy?"
2024-10-07
Arrr, one lass be spillin' the treasure map o’ her womb, claimin’ she’s poppin’ out young'uns for the wealthy! “They be tossin’ Scrooge McDuck-sized doubloons at me, they were!” Aye, me hearties, that’s one fine booty to be sharin’!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I be havin’ a tale as rich as a treasure chest of doubloons! A lass, bold as a cannonball, spills the beans sharper than a cutlass, claimin’ she be deliverin’ the wee ones of the wealthy elite! Aye, she be talkin’ ’bout poppin’ out little scallywags for the likes of Scrooge McDuck himself! Can ye imagine the glitterin’ gold that be flowin’ like rum in a tavern?