The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! This crafty contraption be snatchin' up souls when the landlubbers can't find 'em, savvy?"

2024-10-07

Arrr, matey! Them British landlubbers be conjurin' a wondrous contraption—an automaton birdie that flies 'n spies, scourin' the land faster than a parched pirate can down his rum! No more squintin’ for treasure, now it’s all done by this fancy flying gizmo! Har har har!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I be havin' news that’ll tickle yer timbers! The brave blokes of British Mountain Rescue, those scallywags o’ the highlands, have conjured up a wondrous contraption—an automated drone! Aye, ye heard it right! This be no ordinary ship's parrot, but a flying beastie that can scour the land quicker than a hare on a sugar rush!

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