Arrr, Chris Mack of Charleston be likin' to call out them scallywags, sayin' 'tis foolishness, ye landlubbers!
2024-10-07
Arrr, matey! Coach Chris Mack of the College of Charleston be lettin' loose on scallywags who jabbered on the social seas ‘bout his lass’s whereabouts during a grand football kerfuffle! He’d have 'em walk the plank for such cheeky chatter, savvy?
Some salty sea dogs took umbrage at the idea of monitorin' his wee lass, but Mack wasn’t about to let ‘em have the last word. He boldly declared, "To ye naysayers! We ain’t shacklin’ our 17-year-old lass! Aye, she be 500 miles away at college, and I be wantin’ her safe on the high seas of life!” He challenged any scoundrel to show his daughter how to escape the shackles of the app if she wished!
As the winds change, Mack sets sail into his first season with the Cougars after signin' a five-year pact, followin' in the footsteps of the previous captain who never reached the NCAA treasure. With past voyages at Xavier and Louisville, this swashbucklin’ coach be no stranger to the NCAA seas, havin' made nine voyages to the tournament! So hoist the anchor and let the games begin!