Arrr! Swiss scallywags be snoopin’ on a lass’s farewell, makin' the 'death capsule' crew shiver in their boots!
2024-10-07
Arrr, matey! The scallywags behind the cursed "death box" be holdin' back their requests, waitin' for the Swiss landlubbers to finish their snoopin' into the mishap of its maiden voyage! Aye, no more sailin’ to Davy Jones just yet!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with news of a curious contraption known as the "suicide capsule," which has caught the winds of controversy in the land of the Swiss! Aye, the good folks at The Last Resort, led by one Florian Willet, have decided to hoist the sails and suspend applications for this device until the authorities finish investigatin' a lass who bravely used it for her final send-off.This fair maiden, a 64-year-old American, was the first to test the waters of this peculiar contraption, dubbed the "Sarco," in a tranquil forest, but alas, her departure led to the arrest of Willet and his crew. The Swiss police, always keen on their duties, have since released others, but Willet remains in the brig, face-to-face with justice, as the advocacy groups rally to defend their cause of assisted suicide.
With 371 souls waitin' in the wings to use the device, it seems the waves of fate are not favorin' this endeavor at present. The Sarco, a fancy 3D-printed treasure, allows the user to recline and push a button to embrace eternal slumber in a matter of minutes. But as the winds of regulation blow, one must wonder if this venture is doomed to sink or sail smoothly into the sunset!