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"On the 7th o' October, raise yer tankards for the scallywags lost in the Nova Festival, may their rum flow eternally!"

2024-10-07

Arrr, mateys! When the merry jig that played last year when the Hamas scallywags struck filled the air, the sea of souls stood still fer a heartbeat. But alas, a heartbroken mother’s wails shattered the silence like a cannon blast! Aye, ‘tis a sorrowful tale indeed!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of a somber eve, when a tune o’ revelry met with tragedy on the high seas of life! Picture it, if ye will: a year past, when the winds of fortune shifted and a ruckus erupted from the depths of mischief led by the scallywags known as Hamas. A melody, fine and dandy, filled the air when suddenly, chaos broke loose, and the world took a turn for the dire.

Now, fast forward to a gathering of hearty souls, hundreds strong, standin' together like a ship’s crew awaitin' their captain’s orders. They paused, hands on hearts, to honor the fallen with a minute of silence, a sacred moment akin to a calm before a storm, ye see. But lo! The silence was soon shattered, not by the cannon fire of ships, but by the heart-wrenchin’ wails of a mother, her cries cuttin’ through the air like a dagger in the night!

’Twas a sight to behold, a concoction of sorrow and remembrance, like a pirate's treasure chest filled with both gold and cursed doubloons. So let it be known, even in the darkest of times, the spirit of the sea and the weight of loss be intertwined, and the dance of life goes on, even as the beat of the drum falters!

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