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Arrr, in London town, a ruckus o' Pro-Palestinians be sinkin' the launch o' an American picture! Blimey, me hearties!

2024-10-07

Arrr! Ambassador Jane Hartley be sailin’ to London for a fancy mural by that scallywag Shepard Fairey, creator of the Obama 'Hope' art! But lo and behold, a ruckus erupted! Aye, not even the winds be favorin’ her on this fine day, matey!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round and lend an ear, for I’ve a tale most peculiar from the high seas of diplomacy! Our fair lass, the esteemed U.S. ambassador Jane Hartley, was sailin' her way to a grand spectacle in the heart of London, where the famed artist Shepard Fairey—ye know, the scallywag behind the Obama ‘Hope’ poster—was to unveil a mural of climate whimsy!

But lo and behold, just as the good ambassador set her sights on the colorful canvas, a ruckus erupted like a tempest brewin' on the horizon! A band of landlubbers, protestin' with all their might, raised a ruckus that could wake Davy Jones himself! They cried out for the seas to be saved and the skies to be cleared, with banners flappin' like the sails of a ship caught in a squall!

Our lass Hartley, undeterred by the hullabaloo, knew well the winds of change blow strongest when the crew be united. So, she bravely steered her course through the tumult, hopin' to bask in the glory of a vivid mural whilst keepin' her wits about her! Aye, it be a fine day for art and a raucous display, me hearties! So, raise yer tankards and toast to the wild seas of protest and the ambitious dreams of a pirate ambassador!

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