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Arrr, Jourdan Lewis be callin' George Pickens a scallywag fer grabbin' his face like a landlubber! Weak, matey!

2024-10-07

Arrr, matey! After the mighty Cowboys bested the Steelers, cornerback Jourdan Lewis be callin' out George Pickens, sayin' he be as weak as a landlubber's sea legs! Aye, 'tis a jolly jest in the world o' pigskin!

Ahoy, mateys! In th' wee hours o' Monday mornin’, the valiant sea-dogs of the Dallas Cowboys plundered a late-game touchdown, sendin’ the Pittsburgh Steelers down to Davy Jones’ locker! But lo and behold! As the final whistle echoed across th' ocean, one o' them Steelers was caught rippin’ th' facemask off a Cowboy like it were a treasure map!

Th' scene unfolded faster than a cannonball, with Cowboys cornerback Jourdan Lewis jawin’ at George Pickens, a wide receiver o' the Steelers. In a fit o’ fury, Pickens gave Lewis a cheeky tug on his facemask, makin’ him tumble like a ship in a storm! An official, bless ‘em, intervened before a proper brawl could erupt.

As Lewis made his way through th' tunnel, he let loose some choice words, suggestin’ Pittsburgh might need a new star to throw th’ ball at, callin’ Pickens “weak”! Meanwhile, Pickens had himself a rough night, catchin’ only three passes for a mere 26 yards, even after claimin’ he was “open f---ing always” on his eyeblack. Aye, the Steelers be ponderin' a trade for another fine catch, while Pickens finds himself walkin' a tightrope in his third season! Arrr!

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