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Arrr, matey! Harris be takin' a jab at Trump’s baby makin' tales on a cheeky podcast, 'Call Her Daddy'!

2024-10-07

Arrr matey! Vice President Harris be settin' sail on the “Call Her Daddy” show, battlin' Trump like a true buccaneer! She be spoutin' tales of 20 states where the scurvy dog be banishin’ abortion rights. Yarrr, a fierce lass that be, fightin’ for the fair maidens!

Ahoy mateys! Gather round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the fierce Vice President Kamala Harris, who took to the high seas of a podcast called “Call Her Daddy” – a lively vessel of chattin’ on all matters of the heart and more! Arrr, she be all business, and she ain’t here to swab the decks!

In a goodly span o’ 40 minutes, our fair VP launched a broadside against the scallywag Donald Trump, settin' sail with a mighty tirade about his treacherous ways concerning women’s rights and those dreaded abortion bans. “Yarr, there be 20 states where Trump’s bans be takin’ hold,” she declared to the host, Alex Cooper, her resolve as solid as a ship’s hull in a storm!

She painted a picture of turmoil on the horizon, warnin’ all who’ll listen that the winds o’ change be blowin’ in the wrong direction under Trump’s dark flag. With a hearty laugh and a wink, she reminded us all that the fight fer women’s rights be far from over. So hoist the sails, me hearties, for the seas of politics be stormy, and we need a captain with a steady hand!

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