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Harris be chattin’ with a raucous love tavern, dodgin’ the scurvy news dogs like a slippery sea rat!

2024-10-07

Arrr, matey! The fine Vice President Kamala Harris be settin’ sail fer a raucous chat on the “Call Her Daddy” seas, spillin' her thoughts on matters o' the belly, while she be dodgin' the traditional media cannon fire! Tune in next week fer the jolly jests!

Ahoy me hearties! Gather round, for I bring ye tidings from the high seas of politics! Vice President Kamala Harris, a lass of boldness, recently took to the raucous waves of the "Call Her Daddy" podcast, a treasure trove of scandalous tales, where tongues wag more than a ship's flag in a tempest!

Now, ye see, this be no ordinary interview. Nay! The fair Kamala be speakin' of matters that set the sails of society to flappin’—abortion and reproductive rights, to be precise! 'Tis a topic that’d make even the saltiest sea dog blush, but our Vice President wanted to hoist the anchor and sail forth into the choppy waters of public discourse on such issues.

Yet, amidst all this jollity, she be keepin’ her distance from the traditional media scallywags who be always takin’ a bite outta her style. It seems she prefers the company of raucous pirates over the cautious sailors of the mainstream press! The interview be settin' sail for next week, so stay tuned, ye landlubbers, for what promises to be a wild voyage full of laughs and perhaps a few scandalous treasures! Arrr!

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