Arrr, scallywags be settin' up camp by a Jew's den, just 'fore the cursed day of them Hamas knaves!
2024-10-07
Arrr, ye scallywags! A band o' landlubber anti-Israel ruffians be settin' up camp 'fore the abode of a Jewish Democratic matey, just as the sands of time tick down to the dreaded anniversary o' the Oct. 7 scallywag shenanigans! Savvy?
Avast, me hearties! A tempest brews in Cincinnati, where a band of masked marauders, claimin’ to be anti-Israel, set up camp outside the abode of Rep. Greg Landsman! Aye, on the eve of the grim anniversary of the October 7th attacks, they be causin’ quite the ruckus, firin’ up the police escorts like it be a treasure hunt!As the Congressman be tweetin’ his woes, he laments how these scallywags refuse to leave, settin’ up tents and cots as if they be throwin’ a raucous pirate party outside his very home. “They be actin’ like they own the place!” he grumbled, while his kinfolk be lookin’ for safe passage.
With a heart heavy for the dark deeds of the past, Landsman calls out their antics as an attempt to intimidate his family, likin’ it to a mutiny on the high seas. He hopes these landlubbers find a less intrusive way to voice their grievances and sail away into the night!
Rep. Dan Goldman joins the fray, brandishin’ his rhetoric, condemn’n the actions of these foul tempests. “This be unacceptable!” he bellows, urg’n all to join the chorus against such intimidation. So, hoist the flag of decorum and let’s hope for calmer seas ahead, mateys!