Arrr! Fox News be toastin’ 28 years on the waves, savvy? A fine treasure of tales they be spinnin’!
2024-10-07
Arrr, me hearties! Fox News be the king o' the cable seas, capturin' the eyes o' scallywags fer a whopping 91 quarters straight, since the dawn o' 2002! Aye, that be a treasure worth more than a chest o' gold!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Fox News Channel, which be celebratin' its 28th voyage 'round the sun this day, October 7, in the year of our Lord 1996! Aye, Carley Shimkus, our fair captain o' the airwaves, be wishin' a hearty happy birthday to this fine vessel of news!Set sail under the watchful eye of Rupert Murdoch, this ship was launched to fill a gaping hole in the ocean of news, when many thought it be naught but a mirage! Critics scoffed, sayin' no one would care for another news channel, but lo and behold! Here we be, 28 years later, and Fox News be celebratin' its second highest-rated quarter in history, with a treasure trove of viewers plunderin' in at 52% of the cable news audience!
With 91 consecutive quarters as the most-watched news station, Fox be makin' waves, while "The Five" be claimin' its place in history as the most-watched show for 12 quarters straight! The fleet has grown to include many a fine ship: FOX Business, FOX Weather, and more! So, raise yer tankards, me hearties, and toast to the mighty Fox News, for it be a grand ol' time to be sailin' the seas of information!