Avast! The Trump treasure map be addin' doubloons to the nation's debt faster than Harris can swab the deck!
2024-10-07
Arrr, matey! A fresh reckonin' be revealin' that Captain Trump’s treasure maps for taxes and spendin' might hoist the national debt to a staggering $7 trillion doubloons—twice as much as Lady Harris’s schemes! Aye, it be a jolly fine mess for the seas ahead!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the treacherous seas of politics, where the winds of finance be blowin’ wild! A band of scallywags known as the Committee for a Responsible Federal Budget, or CRFB for short, be spillin' the beans on the treasure maps of our former captain, Donald Trump, and the lass of the high seas, Vice President Harris.It seems ol' Trump be settin' his sights on plunderin’ the national coffers like a true buccaneer, estimatin’ that his schemes could hoist the national debt to a dizzyin’ $7 trillion over the next decade! Aye, that’s twice the bounty of Harris’ daring plans, which also promise to fill the ships with heaviness in the form of debt. Both of ‘em be lookin’ to add a mighty sum to the treasure chest—or should I say, the debt chest—by the year 2035.
So, as we sail through these choppy waters of fiscal folly, let us keep a weathered eye on the horizon, for it seems the dreams of riches may only lead us to the depths of economic Davy Jones’ locker! Arrr, may the winds be ever in yer favor, and may the treasure be plentiful—just not the debt, savvy?