"Arrr, matey! Harris be castin’ her net for the daftest barnacles in the voter sea!"
2024-10-07
"Arrr, mateys! A landlubber’s folly be threat to all hands aboard! Just a week past the fateful duel 'twixt Biden and Trump, the Democrats be seizin’ the chance to hoist their flag high. With gold from fat cats and unions, they be ready to crown a lass as cap'n!"
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the state of our grand democracy, where the ignorance of a single scallywag can leave the whole ship vulnerable to the storms o' folly!