Avast! The captain o' menus, a JRPG sea dog, swears makin' Metaphor's menus was a cursed bilge, like readin' foggy treasure maps!
2024-10-07
Arrr, me hearties! Lend me yer ears! Ne'er be underestimatin' the might o' a fine menu! Aye, 'tis the treasure map to yer belly's delight! With each dish, ye could be settin' sail on a flavor voyage, or walkin' the plank o' disappointment!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the mighty force of a well-crafted menu! Aye, ‘tis no mere parchment with scribbles, but a treasure map leadin' the hungry sailor to culinary gold! Aye, when a crew be starvin', a good menu be worth more than a chest o' doubloons!