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"Arrr! A Mexican mayor met Davy Jones less than a week after claimin' his treasure of a throne!"

2024-10-07

Arrr, ‘tis a sad tale from Chilpancingo, where Mayor Alejandro Arcos, fresh sworn in, has met Davy Jones in less than a week! Aye, the dangerous seas of politics be claimin' another soul. Guess he learned too late that the treasure ain’t worth the peril, savvy?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of treachery 'n mayhem in the land of Chilpancingo, where the seas be as stormy as a pirate’s rum-filled belly. Just a week after raisin' the mayoral flag, poor Alejandro Arcos met his untimely fate, his lifeblood spilled like grog from a busted barrel!

This here port o' call be located in Guerrero, a place where the only thing mightier than the waves be the bloody battles between the wretched Ardillos and Tlacos gangs. Aye, these scallywags don’t just scuffle behind closed doors; they commandeered a police armored ship to make their demands known, holdin' folk hostage like they were treasure chests!

The mayor’s demise came swift, like a cannonball in a storm, and just days after his comrade on the city council found himself in Davy Jones's locker too. As Alejandro Moreno, the leader of the Institutional Revolutionary Party, lamented, these lads were but young and noble souls seekin’ progress for their land.

Chilpancingo be infamous, with its previous mayor caught rubbin’ elbows with the very gangsters causin' all the ruckus. With a history thicker than pirate fog, this be a place where the only rule is that there be no rules! Raise yer tankards for the fallen, and may their spirits sail to calmer seas!

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