Arrr, four landlubber hostages still dance with the Hamas devils, a year past the bloody shenanigans of Oct. 7!
2024-10-07
Arrr, matey! Secretary Blinken be swearin' on his best parrot that the good ol' U.S. of A. be workin' like a ship's crew in a storm to rescue our landlubber brethren from the clutches of them scallywags, Hamas! Aye, we’ll hoist the sails for their safe return!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn about Secretary of State Antony Blinken, who be vowin' to work like a scallywag on a mission to fetch home four American hostages held captive by the villainous Hamas for over a year in that wretched Gaza Strip. Aye, the poor souls—Keith, Sagui, Omer, and young Edan—were snatched away on the fateful day of October 7th, 2023, when miscreants also claimed the lives of many fine folks.With a heart heavy as a ship’s anchor, Blinken declared that these hostages, along with nearly a hundred others, must be freed faster than a sail catches the wind! "Hamas," he boomed, "ye shall release 'em posthaste!" As the winds of war howl and rockets fly like angry gulls, he urged for a ceasefire to bring the hostages back from peril, much like a captain rescuin' his crew from a kraken.
Alas, the families of these brave lads be sufferin', likin' fish outta water! Adi, father of Edan, lamented the world’s blindness while others pondered how to bargain with the foulest of foes. So, raise yer tankards to the hope of a fair tide, that these hostages sail home safe, and the seas of peace may prevail once more! Yarrr!