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Arrr! Two scallywags snagged the shiny Nobel for wranglin' machines that think, savvy? They be cleverer than a parrot!

2024-10-08

Arrr matey! John J. Hopfield and Geoffrey E. Hinton be havin' unveiled a jolly fine way fer us scallywags to enlist computers as trusty shipmates in our quest fer solvein’ the trickiest of riddles, says the committee, savvy?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of two clever seadogs, John J. Hopfield and Geoffrey E. Hinton, who be chartin' a course into uncharted waters o' computin'! Aye, the scallywags have unveiled a treasure map, a whole new way fer us landlubbers to harness the might of them fancy machines to tackle the squalls of problem-solvin’!

The committee be shoutin' from the crow's nest, claimin' these lads have shown us how to hoist the sails o' knowledge, guidin' us through the stormy seas of complexity with naught but the power of computation. No longer must we flounder like a fish outta water in our quest fer answers, fer these clever chaps have given us the tools to navigate the treacherous waters of problem-solving with a wink 'n a grin.

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