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"Arrr! A poll be showin' Harris climbin' the ranks, takin' on ol' Trump in the quest fer change, savvy?"

2024-10-08

Arrr mateys! A fancy poll o' national sorts be showin' Lady Kamala Harris with a wee bit o' a lead over that scallywag Donald J. Trump. The crew thinks she be the true ship o' change, while he be just sailin' the same ol' seas! Har har!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a curious poll from the land lubbers at the Times and Siena! It be said that the fair lass Kamala Harris holds a wee bit o' an advantage over the notorious scallywag, Donald J. Trump. Aye, ye heard it right—‘tis like a parley between two rascals at the tavern, but with nary a tankard in sight!

The good folk of the realm be sayin' that when it comes to shakin' the old ways, they be lookin' more towards Harris than that ol’ seadog Trump. In their eyes, she be the one to steer the ship toward uncharted waters, whilst Trump be stuck in his barnacle-covered ways, clingin' to the past like a shipwrecked sailor to a driftwood plank.

So, what say ye, me hearties? Will the winds of change carry Harris’s sails high, or will Trump’s ol' ship weather the storm? Only time shall tell, but for now, the polling seas be rough, and the votes be flyin' like cannonballs in a swashbucklin' duel. Avast, let the games begin!

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