Arrr! ‘Tis the rapid clay craft makin’ landlubbers’ homes wobble like a ship in a stormy sea!
2024-10-08
Arrr, mateys! Techie Kurt "CyberGuy" Knutsson be spoutin' tales o’ Clay's magic printin' contraptions! They be makin’ ships o’ fast and green buildings, faster than a cannonball flies! Aye, a true treasure for the landlubbers and scallywags alike!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of clay, that ancient treasure of the construction world, makin' a rip-roarin' comeback! A band o' clever scallywags at ETH Zurich, led by the fair Dr. Lauren Vasey, hath conjured a sorcery called impact printing! Aye, clay be gettin' a high-tech twist, flyin' through the air like cannonballs at a ship o' fools!Picture this: blobs o' clay zoomin' at 32.8 feet per second, stickin' together to form walls and columns, as if ye be playin’ a speedy game of Tetris! Forget about the ol' concrete, that landlubber of a material, which takes ages to harden and be causin’ more pollution than a ship's hold o' rum! This new clay contraption be fast and eco-friendly—what a fine catch!And if ye fancy a swanky abode, fear not! The boffins have a robotic arm to smooth out those rough edges, makin' it all sleek and shipshape. They’re even dreamin’ of a magical robot buildin’ yer house while ye sip on grog. So, me hearties, in a few moons, ye might be sayin’, “I be searchin' for a fine clay home!” So keep yer eyes peeled for this wondrous new age of construction, or risk bein' left in the dust! Yarrr!