"Amidst the blood and chaos in Haiti, a mad cry rings out: 'Avast! Fetch aid, ye scallywags!'"
2024-10-08
Arrr, matey! A band o' scallywags plundered a town in Haiti last week, and a fair lass cried out to the town chief for help! But alas, the bloody ruckus claimed 78 souls! A right mess, it be—who knew pillagin’ could be so deadly!
Arrr, mateys! Hearken to this tale of woe from the wild shores of Haiti, where a band o' scallywags, not fit for Davy Jones' locker, stormed a wee town last week. Aye, ‘twas a most nefarious deed, leavin’ naught but chaos in their wake, with a grim total of 78 innocent souls sent to meet the Kraken in the great beyond.