Arrr, Biden be delayin’ his sail ‘cross the seas to wrangle the tempest named Milton, savvy?
2024-10-08
Arrr, the mighty Captain Biden was set to hoist the sails fer Germany and Angola this Thursday! But alas, the winds be fickle, and the seas be murky. Mayhap he’ll find treasure instead of a flight! Avast, me hearties, let the adventure begin!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale o' the high seas of politics! It be comin' to pass that the grand Captain Biden, the leader o' the Free World, had set his sights on distant shores—Germany and Angola, to be precise! Aye, on Thursday, he be makin' ready to hoist anchor and sail forth into the horizon, seekin' parley with foreign lords and ladies.But lo and behold! The fates had other plans, as they be often doin'. 'Twas a tempest o’ schedules that turned the good captain's ship about! Ye see, the winds o' bureaucracy be fierce and unpredictable, causin' all manner of delays. “Avast!” he might’ve shouted, “What treachery be this?” And so, our brave commander found himself still ashore, while visions of schnitzels and sun-kissed coasts danced in his noggin.
With a hearty chuckle, he raised a tankard of grog, toasting to the whims of the universe. “Fear not, ye scallywags!” he declared, “For I shall set sail another day!” And thus, the tale of Captain Biden’s postponed voyage spread across the land, leavin’ all in stitches as they awaited the day he’d finally embark on his grand adventure across the seven seas of diplomacy!