The Booty Report

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Arrr! Walker Buehler be plundered at Santa Anita Park, me hearties! A jolly caper fit for a scallywag!

2024-10-08

Arrr, matey! It be said that the illustrious Walker Buehler, captain of the Dodgers crew, fell prey to scallywags at Santa Anita Park! They swiped his shiny timepiece, leavin' him with naught but a tale of woe and a bare wrist! Avast, the audacity of these landlubbers!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of Walker Buehler, the valiant pitcher of the Los Angeles Dodgers, who’s set to brave the tempestuous seas of Game 3 against the San Diego Padres! But shiver me timbers, the lad has been caught in a bit of bother!

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