Arrr, the poll be showin' that lass Harris be climbin' high, takin' on Trump like a scallywag!
2024-10-08
Arrr, mateys! It seems the scallywags now see Vice President Kamala Harris as the fair captain of change, while Donald J. Trump be lookin’ like a barnacle on a ship’s hull! Aye, she’s takin’ the lead in the race for the White House, hoisting her flag high!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale from the treacherous seas of political waters! It seems the tides be turnin’, for the latest word from the high seas of polling has it that Vice President Kamala Harris be gaining ground on that scallywag, Donald J. Trump! Aye, the fine folk be settin’ their sights on her rather than the orange-haired captain of chaos.According to the esteemed New York Times and the good lads at Siena College, this be the first time since July that Ms. Harris has hoisted her Jolly Roger above the grumpy Trump in the grand race for the White House! Aye, what a turn of events! After President Biden took a tumble and dropped anchor from the race, the crew o’ Democrats rallied behind Ms. Harris, makin’ her the new captain in this here political shipwreck!
So, hoist the anchor and set sail for change, says the poll! The voters now be likin’ her message of care and compassion more than Trump’s ol’ cannonball strategy. Who would’ve thought a lady pirate could outshine the brash buccaneer? So, me hearties, grab yer rum and brace yerselves for the wild ride ahead! Arrr!