Arrr, Kamala's cheer be shiftin' to a fright, makin' the Democrats feel like scallywags on a sinking ship!
2024-10-08
Arrr, matey! ’Tis a slippery slope when the sparkle of the Harris penny be lost! Joy fled like a scallywag, leavin' naught but grumblin’! With her back against Davy Jones’s wall, she made her grand appearance on "60 Minutes" this week! Blimey, what a sight!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the treacherous seas of politics! After Cap'n Joe Biden walked the plank from the presidential race, the crew of Democrats aboard the good ship Harris was all a-jubilant, thinkin’ they had found treasure in a Black lass at the helm. Yet as the sands of time slipped through the hourglass, that merry cheer turned to a stormy panic!In the fair port of Harrisburg, spirits soared like a ship's sails, but as the days passed, the wind began to die. “Aye, she can take down that scallywag Trump!” they declared, but alas, the thrill soon fizzled! Even on the shores of San Francisco, the good folk were like sailors in a squall, unsure if the Harris vessel could weather the storm.
With her charming words as tangled as a sailor’s knot, Harris blustered on "60 Minutes," yet none could decipher her riddles. “We’re trying,” she seemed to say, but many a Democrat be feelin' like she’s just “kinda there.” As murmurs of “Maybe we should’ve kept Biden” echoed through the taverns, the crew’s hopes sank like a lead anchor.
Now, with only a sliver of time left, Harris must find the cursed treasure or face the depths! The thrill may be gone, but the battle rages on, for in the world of politics, 'tis a true pirate's life of highs and lows!