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Arrr! Hungary’s Orban, the scallywag, be accused of peddlin' his land to Russia and China, right in front of the crew!

2024-10-08

Arrr! During a grand parley, ol' Viktor Orban, captain of Hungary's ship, was rudely interrupted by a scallywag from the opposing crew of the Democratic Coalition! Aye, the landlubber had a bone to pick, makin' quite the ruckus in the captain's quarters! Avast, what a sight!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the far-off land of Strasbourg, where a ruckus erupted at a grand gathering o' the European Union! There be a brave soul, one Márton Gyekiczki, an activist and councilor from Hungary, who stormed the stage like a cannonball shot from a ship's cannon while Prime Minister Viktor Orbán waxed lyrical about his plans for ruling the EU seas for six moons.

With a heap o’ papers flyin', Gyekiczki hollered, "How much did ye sell yer country for, ye scallywag?" He flung what looked like banknotes, makin' quite the mess, claimin' Orbán had sold his soul to the likes of Putin and Xi Jinping! The crowd gasped as security tackled the audacious lad, draggin' him off like a caught fish.

Meanwhile, Orbán, settin' sail for a contentious reception in the EU Parliament, lamented the state of the economy and warned o' immigration threatenin' the sacred Schengen area. He proposed a summit for ye ol' member states to conspire over borders, while cheekily bashin' tariffs on electric boats from China.

As the dust settled, Orbán explained his country’s way of callin’ each other scoundrels just meant "I disagree." Aye, it be a fine day for mischief in the political seas! Arrr!

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