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"Arrr, matey! A new mayor's noggin on a truck, six days in—talk about a rough start to his reign!"

2024-10-08

Arrr, matey! The mayor of a lawless port in Mexico met his untimely end on Sunday! His noggin was plundered and perched atop his trusty steed—a pickup truck, no less! A right jolly sight for the scallywags, I say! Talk about headin' out with a bang!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of woe from the distant shores of Mexico, where a mayor named Alejandro Arcos met a most unfortunate fate. Just six days into his new office in the raucous city of Chilpancingo, his life was snuffed out, and his noggin was displayed atop a pickup truck fer all to see. Aye, a sight that'd make even the bravest pirate shudder!

This city be a battleground, ruled by fierce drug gangs that don't be takin' kindly to newcomers. Why, they even commandeered an armored car and held the law in shackles just this year! The mayor, bless his soul, was tryin' to lend a hand after the floods left by Hurricane John, but alas, his good deeds were cut short. The local governor declared his loss a deep sorrow, and rightly so!

But it ain't just Arcos; his secretary met a similar end only days before, makin' it clear that the seas of politics in Guerrero be treacherous waters indeed. As the gangs be squabblin' over turf, public servants find themselves in a perilous pickle. So, raise a mug o’ rum fer the fallen, and let this be a warning to all who dare sail into these stormy seas of power!

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