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Arrr! Former lawman caught in a storm o' mischief, now shackled fer a lifetime fer pillaging the wrong treasure!

2024-10-08

Arrr, the scallywags o' the jury be deeming ol' Gerald Goines a rogue guilty o' foul murder! Two poor souls met their doom in a botched treasure hunt for drugs back in the year of our lord, 2019. Aye, that be a right mess, matey!

Arrr mateys, gather 'round for a tale of treachery and folly upon the high seas of justice! In the year of our Lord, two-thousand and nineteen, a scallywag by the name of Gerald Goines found himself at the mercy of the law, accused of a most dastardly deed! Aye, he led a crew on a drug raid so bungled that it could make even the most seasoned buccaneer blush!

With a jury of landlubbers listenin' to the tale, they cast their verdict upon the rogue. They proclaimed him guilty of felony murder, a sentence as heavy as a chest o' doubloons! For twas during this ill-fated raid that two fine souls met their end, cut down in the crossfire of Goines' misguided adventure. Arrr, the irony be rich, for a drug raid shoulda brought in treasure, but instead it spilled blood like a shipwrecked galleon!

So, let this be a lesson to ye all, from the scummiest seas to the grandest ports: think twice afore ye embark on a fool’s errand! For Gerald Goines, now a captain of his own misfortune, shall be meetin' the gallows or the dungeons, while the winds of fate blow colder than a sea tempest! Yarrr, justice be a fickle mistress indeed!

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